Friends Season 1 Episode 4: "The One with George Stephanopoulos" Quotes
Oh and I brought Operation! I lost the tweezers so we can't operate, but we can prep the guy!
Phoebe
Ross: I think I'm just gonna go home and think of my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey: Hell with the hockey! Let's all do that.
Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me!
Rachel
(About her first paycheck) I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally... (Looks closely at the check) not worth it! Who is FICA and why is he getting all my money?
Rachel
Monica: That is the unusual activity.Look, they just wanna see if you're okay.
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Monica: (She pauses) Uh, Rachel has left the building, can you call back?
Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest. And bigger boobs!
Phoebe
Monica: Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live.
Ross: Uh Joey... omnipotent.
Joey: You are? I'm so sorry. (To Chandler) I didn't know, I thought it was one of those theoretical questions.
It's kind of an emergency! I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.
Chandler
