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The girls spy on a sexy politician neighbor, George Stephanopoulos, and accidentally get his pizza delivered to their house; the guys take Ross to a hockey game to make him forget his anniversary with Carol.

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Friends Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me!


Monica: Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live.
Ross: Uh Joey... omnipotent.
Joey: You are? I'm so sorry. (To Chandler) I didn't know, I thought it was one of those theoretical questions.

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