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Hey, look what I won from a tourist's pocket!
Bender
Fry: We're gonna die! It's every man for himself!
(Fry jumps off the cart and starts to sink)
Fry: Help me, Leela!
Leela: OK, you're on the surface. Now I'll give you 10 minutes. Then you'll get bored, turn around and apologise for being such a jerk. Agreed?
Fry: Agreed.
Narrator: No one knows where, when or how Man first landed on the moon.
Fry: I do.
Narrator: But our fun-gineers think it might have happened something like this:
Whalerbots: We're whalers on the moon
Gophers: We carry a harpoon
Whalerbots and Gophers: But there ain't no whales so we tell a tall tale...
Leela: And sing a whaling tune. We're whalers on the moon-
Fry: That's not how it happened.
Leela: Oh, really? I don't see you with a fun-gineering degree!
Amy: Mister? Could you please get those keys out for me?
Sal: What do I look like? A guy who's not lazy?
Bender: Look, it's that crate we were gonna throw in the sewer.
Amy: The keys to the ship! They must have fallen into the crate! Leela's gonna kill me!
Bender: Nah. She'll probably make me do it.
Leela: But the phoney stuff is what's fun. It's boring out there.
Bender: Yeah! You're the kind of guy who visits Jerusalem and doesn't want to see the Sexeteria!
Whalerbot: Bender, hey, Bender! Over here!
Bender: Oh, jeez! I went to high school with that guy!
Bender: Keep those things off of me! Magnets screw up my inhibition unit!
Fry: So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer?
Bender: Yes. I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer...
Crater Face: Hi, I'm Crater Face! Welcome to Luna Park. I'll have to confiscate your alcohol, sir.
Bender: Better mascots than you have tried.
Fry: Uh, greetings, Moon Man. We come in peace. I am Fry from the planet Earth.
Sal: Wise guy, huh? If I wasn't so lazy I'd punch you in the stomach.
Fry: But you are lazy, right?
Sal: Oh, don't get me started.
Leela: Look, I know it's not much consolation. But, I understand how you feel.
Fry: No, you don't. I've got no home, no family.
Bender: No friends.
Fry: My whole world is gone. You can't possible understand what it feels like to be so alone.
Leela: I understand. I'm the only one-eyed alien on this whole planet. My parents abandoned me here as a baby and I don't even know what galaxy they were from. I know how it feels to be alone.
