Fry: You're not gonna believe this but they landed an amusement park on the Moon!
Amy: Guh! It's the happiest place orbiting Earth.
Fry: Let's go, already!
Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Fry: Let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Bender: Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

Fry: That's one small step for Fry-
Man: And one giant line for admission!

Fry: Hurry up! I wanna see the Moon!
Leela: Relax. It's open 'till 9.

Fry: Can I do the countdown?
Leela: Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out.
Fry: Ten... nine -
Leela: OK, we're here!
Fry: Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff!

Fry: So where are we going anyway?
Leela: Nowhere special. The moon.
Fry: The Moon? The Moon, Moon? Wow! I'm gonna be a famous hero just like Neil Armstrong and those other brave guys no one ever heard of!

Ah, to be young again. And also a robot.

Farnsworth

Leela: Hang on. Amy Wong? Of the Mars Wongs?
Amy: Look, we're not as rich as everybody says.
Leela: Uh-huh! What sorority do you belong to?
Amy: Kappa Kappa Wong.

Fry: Well, the doctor says I'm as healthy as a crab. Can I go into space now?
Farnsworth: As soon as we finish cleaning Bender. Oh, and Fry, this is our intern, Amy Wong. She's an engineering student of mine. I like having her around because she's the same blood type as me.

Fry: Uh, is there a human doctor around?
Zoidberg: Young lady, I'm an expert on humans.

Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, no, no, no, no, not that mouth!
Fry: I only have one.
Zoidberg: Really?

Now, Fry, before you go into space you'll need to see our staff doctor. I should warn you though, he's a little... unusual... he wears sandals!

Farnsworth

Leela: Look, I know it's not much consolation. But, I understand how you feel.
Fry: No, you don't. I've got no home, no family.
Bender: No friends.
Fry: My whole world is gone. You can't possible understand what it feels like to be so alone.
Leela: I understand. I'm the only one-eyed alien on this whole planet. My parents abandoned me here as a baby and I don't even know what galaxy they were from. I know how it feels to be alone.

Futurama Quotes

Dear Captain's Diary; I may not have found love on this mission but I did find a cute little companion who excretes starship fuel. And that's just as good.

Leela

Amy: Is it possible to get everyone back to normal using four or more bodies?
Professor: I'm not sure. I'm afraid we need to use... math!