Futurama Season 2 Episode 14: "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" Quotes
It's too late. The inspector will be here in exactly one second.
Aw, hey, c'mon, don't worry. We'll watch you clean up.
Fry
Bender: Uh, it was ghosts! Big ones! And a tornado!
Hermes: Oh! I'll never pass inspection now. They'll bust me lower than a limbo stick... at carnival time. And that's as low as limbo sticks get.
Great cow of Moscow!
Hey, you wouldn't hit a guy with X-Ray glasses would you?
Bender
Guys, I swear those are prescription. I need 'em for reading stuff... on the other side of stuff.
Bender
Oh my various Gods!
Ipgee
Bender: Read 'em and leak salt water!
Fry: Oh, man!
Terry: That's my baby's milk money!
Ipgee: Oh, I am broke. What will I tell my horrible wife?
Bender: If I were you I'd be more worried about that tapeworm going to town on your intestines.
I can't spell anything with these cards.
Zoidberg
Fry: What's with the specs, Bender?
Bender: They're my lucky shades. I stole them off some lucky guy while his lucky seeing eye dog was taking a whiz.
Come on, let's deal. You'll have plenty of time to talk when you're poor.
Bender
Ipgee: So I told Leela, "Your request for a date is most flattering but I must decline." These office romances never work out. After all, that is how I met my horrible wife.
Leela: But you never wore your ring. I didn't know you had a wife.
Ipgee: And my wife doesn't know I have a job. I keep my personal and professional lives separate.
