Futurama Season 2 Episode 14: "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" Quotes
Leela: Ah, that must be my old boss.
Ipgee: Hello, Leela. You're fired.
Leela: I know.
Ipgee: I'm sorry but it's just that you're over a year late for work at this point.
Hermes: Sorry, I spent all day putting my office in order. Now I got to go home and relax the traditional Jamaican way: A glass of warm milk and good night sleep.
Fry: Jamaican? I thought you were some kinda outer-space potato man.
The Central Bureaucracy is conducting an inspection tomorrow. I will finally be promoted to grade 35, the 35th highest grade there is.
Fry: Wow! You look happy. Is someone fired?
Hermes: Better!
Zoidberg: Leela, Fry, robot. No matter what it is you're doing tonight, I'm available.
Leela: We're playing poker. But I'm warning you, my friends are serious players.
Zoidberg: Bah, big shots. I say let the dice do the talking.
Leela: I'm having a poker game tonight with some friends from my old cryogenics job. You guys interested?
Bender: I don't know. I only gamble with chumps.
Fry: I'll play.
Bender: I'm in!
Dr. Zoidberg: (Playing poker) Finally! I have a good claw...see: 3 human females, a number, and a king giving himself brain surgery.
Morgan made me walk the professor. So there we were in the park when this old lady starts screaming that I stole her purse. I chucked the professor at her, but she just kept coming. I had to hit her with this purse I found. The point is, it's Morgan's fault.
Bender
Morgan: And for those 12 and a half reasons I am demoting Leela to co-pilot.
Leela: Co-pilot? Under who?
Morgan: The autopilot.
Leela: That drunk?
Morgan: Regarding last week's delivery, why did it take twice as long as usual?
Leela: Fry got his head stuck in a crater.
Fry: I thought it would fit.
Morgan: And during this head/crater interaction, what were you doing?
Bender: Martini drinking contest with the autopilot. I would have beat him this time, but we ran out of olives.
Leela: Look, I can explain.
Morgan: You really think you can explain why you left port without a full compliment of olives? I think not.
Leela: What is this, high school?
