Futurama Season 2 Episode 14: "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" Quotes
Morgan: Why isn't this jacket in alphabetical order?
Leela: What?
Morgan: The zipper. It should be at the bottom.
Then it's settled. Hermes will relax and Zoidberg will eat. Hurrah!
Zoidberg
Naturally I'll have to assign a bureaucrat to fill in for Hermes while he's away. I assign me, I accept. Welcome aboard.
Morgan
Zoidberg: I recommend the health cure on Spa 5, the sauna planet. Here, read.
LaBarbara: Spa 5? Is it good?
Zoidberg: Oh, it's wonderful! I don't know anything about it but they give me a bucket of krill for every patient I send.
Morgan: As your superior, I hereby relieve you of duty. Consider yourself on paid vacation.
Hermes: Oh! The ultimate penalty!
Sweet something of... someplace.
Morgan: Bureaucrat Conrad, if you complete your death transaction without filing a suicide and/or falling accident permit, you will be posthumously demoted.
Hermes: Life. Death. Either way I'm demoted to a tiny cubicle.
Outta my way, wife! I wasn't cut out to be a bureaucrat anyway. I'm only anal 78.36% of the time. I'm not worthy to stamp a form, so I'll stamp the pavement with my flabby body.
Please, old friend, don't jump. Use another method that won't damage your liver. Other people need it, you know.
Farnsworth
Leela: Don't do it, Hermes! You have so much to live for.
Bender: I get it, reverse psychology.
Hermes: I'm going to jump!
Amy: No!
Zoidberg: No!
Bender: Do a flip!
Hermes: Who the hell are you?
Morgan: Morgan Proctor, bureaucrat grade 19.
Hermes: Hermes Conrad, bureaucrat grade 36.
Morgan: Enough friendly banter. Shall we begin the inspection?
