Futurama "Law and Oracle" Quotes
Fry: Executive?
Conrad: It's a meaningless title, but it makes insecure people feel better about themselves.
Fry: I feel better about myself!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Professor: Fry, we have no idea what you do around here, but we desperately need you back.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bender: In order to fix your leaky roof I'll need to spend two or three hours down here in the wine cellar.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Fry: That's me! I recognize the face!
• Rating: Unrated
Police Chief: Ever hear of the future crimes division?
Fry: Tomorrow I have!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bender: So where are we going?
Professor: Pandora.
Leela: That dangerous 3D planet? Can't we just send our avatars?
Professor: No, it's cheaper just to have you die.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Professor: In any case, I've improved on Fry by sticking some wheels on a board.
• Rating: Unrated
Professor: Let's get down to business.
Amy: Aren't you gonna say "good news everyone"?
Professor: Oh, I just said that for Fry's benefit. Made the poor fella feel better about his pointless job.
• Rating: Unrated
Conrad: There will be no promotions unless somebody dies. And even then only if we can't bring them back as a zombie like Scruffy.
• Rating: Unrated
Title Card: For the Sophisticated Shut-In
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10