TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
40,000 other titles are available to watch now.

Fry: Executive?
Conrad: It's a meaningless title, but it makes insecure people feel better about themselves.
Fry: I feel better about myself!

Fry, we have no idea what you do around here, but we desperately need you back.

Professor

In order to fix your leaky roof I'll need to spend two or three hours down here in the wine cellar.

Bender

That's me! I recognize the face!

Fry

Police Chief: Ever hear of the future crimes division?
Fry: Tomorrow I have!

Bender: So where are we going?
Professor: Pandora.
Leela: That dangerous 3D planet? Can't we just send our avatars?
Professor: No, it's cheaper just to have you die.

In any case, I've improved on Fry by sticking some wheels on a board.

Professor

Professor: Let's get down to business.
Amy: Aren't you gonna say "good news everyone"?
Professor: Oh, I just said that for Fry's benefit. Made the poor fella feel better about his pointless job.

There will be no promotions unless somebody dies. And even then only if we can't bring them back as a zombie like Scruffy.

Conrad

For the Sophisticated Shut-In

Title Card
Displaying all 10 quotes

Futurama Season 8 Episode 4 Quotes

There will be no promotions unless somebody dies. And even then only if we can't bring them back as a zombie like Scruffy.

Conrad

For the Sophisticated Shut-In

Title Card
× Close Ad