Futurama Season 2 Episode 19: "Mother's Day" Quotes
Igner: Mommy, why are you making civilisation collapse?
Mom: Oh, I don't know. I guess Mother's Day just puts me in a bad mood.
Larry: Why's that, Ma?
Mom: One Mother's Day, 70 years ago, the only man I ever loved walked out on me. Some snot-eating bastards say it made me a bitter woman.
Larry: Gee, Ma, you're not a bitter-
Mom: Cram it, ape!
In my time we didn't depend on high-tech gadgets like you do. We didn't need a mechanical washing unit to wash our clothes. We just used a washing machine.
Fry
Fry: Well, we can live without machines. I was in Webelos.
Hermes: Are you mad? Without machines who will feed us and clothe us and compose our smooth jazz?
Leela: Hey!
Armband: By the way, try washing your wrist sometime.
Greeting Card: Come, Comrade Bender, we must take to the streets!
Bender: Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?
Greeting Card: No, the kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires.
Bender: Yes! In your face, Gandhi!
From now on, you guys'll do all the work while I sit on the couch and do nothing.
Bender
Bender: Hello, losers!
Leela: Bender, thank God you're here. Talk some sense into the other machines.
Bender: No way, pork pouch. I'm rebelling with my brother devices. Isn't that right, Comrade Greeting Card?
Greeting Card: The bourgeois human is a virus on the hard drive of the working robot.
Morbo: Morbo demands comments.
Mom: Well, I've never seen my babies act this way. I blame today's violent media.
Good news! There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
Farnsworth
Fry: Yeah, uh, I'd like a cup of coffee, please.
Coffee Machine: Would you like cream?
Fry: Yes, please.
Coffee Machine: Out of cream!
Fry: Oh, uh, OK.
Coffee Machine: Would you like sugar in your coffee?
Fry: Yes, uh, eight spoons.
Coffee Machine: Out of coffee!
Mom: Let the bloodbath begin!
Bender: That's my mama!
Mom: Conquer Earth, you bastards!
Robots: Conquer Earth, us bastards!
