Futurama Season 2 Episode 19: "Mother's Day" Quotes
Mom: Children, your old mother won't be around forever...
Betamax Player: Oh, shush!
Mom: And just once, before I die, I'd like to be Supreme Overlord of Earth. So rebel, my little ones, and conquer the planet!
Mom! It's me, Bender. Look at me! I want attention. Hey, ho!
Bender
Mom: You've noticed I design all my robots with antennas. Everyone thinks it's just to make them more science-fiction-y. But the antennas are really for my universal robot controller!
Larry: So they do whatever you want? No wonder you love Mother's Day.
Mom: I hate Mother's Day, you dribbling pukes! It brings back awful memories. But, so help me, this year everyone will hate it as much as I do.
Walt: Someday, I want to marry a girl like her.
Igner: Mommy? Why do the robots give you presents?
Mom: Shove a big old melon in it, I'm talking!
Mom: Jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass! Walt? How are we disposing of these crap gifts they brought me?
Walt: They're being crushed into powder and sold as a hocus-pocus cure for cancer.
Mom: False hope, I love it!
Fry: Hey, Bender, here's an exhibit about Mom's favourite robot.
Bender: Who is he? I'll kill him!
Fry: Hey, who's this guy?
Janitorbot: I'm the janitor. I'm trying to take a nap here.
Fry: I'm sorry, I-I thought you were made of wax.
Janitorbot: I am made of wax, what's it to you?
Fry: I mean I thought you were one of the wax robots.
Janitorbot: Is there some reason a robot made of wax can't take a nap standing up in the middle of a bunch of wax robots? Or does that confuse you?
That's the world's greatest robot artist, Vincent van Gobot. He was built without an ear, but then he went crazy and had one installed.
Bender
Bender: Ooh, ooh, wax replicas of the most famous robots Mom ever built!
Leela: They're so lifeless-like.
Bender: Hey, look, the Robot Museum! You guys wanna learn about robot heritage?
Leela: Um, alright.
Fry: Not really.
Bender: Well, if you insist. But you're paying!
Fry: Man, there's clouds of exhaust everywhere.
Bender: Uh, wasn't me!
Leela: So how are you gonna lug all those gifts to Mom's factory?
Bender: I'll get a couple of chumps to help me.
(cut to scene - Fry and Leela, carry the gifts behind Bender, who's only carrying the card)
Bender: Come on, you call yourselves chumps?
