Futurama "The Thief of Baghead" Quotes
Professor Farnsworth: The attention Cobb's receiving is inflating his ego! It's going totally Kanye!
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Calculon: I'm a celebrity, I can kill anyone I want!
• Rating: Unrated
Bender: Now hold on, I feel like I was chased by a mushroom recently.
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Bender: What are you, some kind of attack fungus? Or just a moldy schnauzer?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bender: Once again, television has given me a reason to live.
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Narrator: Most acclaimed actor of his generation, he's raked in seven Academy Awards for Best Actor, and two for Best Actress.
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Bender: Heheheh, man, I've never had anyone try so hard to digest me.
Zoidberg: Look, we've all been in a sea monster's stomach.
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Bender: Calculon really Shatner'd the hell out of that scene!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Calculon: You're no doubt curious as to why I tricked you all in to hang gliding here.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9
