Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Mom: Children, your old mother won't be around forever...
Betamax Player: Oh, shush!
Mom: And just once, before I die, I'd like to be Supreme Overlord of Earth. So rebel, my little ones, and conquer the planet!
Good news! There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
Farnsworth
Nothing in here but a couple of elephant skin rugs.
Fry (upon seeing Farnsworth and Mom)
Fry: Yeah, uh, I'd like a cup of coffee, please.
Coffee Machine: Would you like cream?
Fry: Yes, please.
Coffee Machine: Out of cream!
Fry: Oh, uh, OK.
Coffee Machine: Would you like sugar in your coffee?
Fry: Yes, uh, eight spoons.
Coffee Machine: Out of coffee!
Morbo: Morbo demands comments.
Mom: Well, I've never seen my babies act this way. I blame today's violent media.
Mom! It's me, Bender. Look at me! I want attention. Hey, ho!
Bender
Greeting Card: Come, Comrade Bender, we must take to the streets!
Bender: Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?
Greeting Card: No, the kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires.
Bender: Yes! In your face, Gandhi!
From now on, you guys'll do all the work while I sit on the couch and do nothing.
Bender
Leela: Hey!
Armband: By the way, try washing your wrist sometime.
I haven't seen that magnificent stallion since the day he left. But if I ever see him again, I swear I'll jam a squirrel in him!
Mom
Amy: What happens if the fire goes out?
Hermes: We'll go across the street to Pottery Barn and steal their fire!
Farnsworth: We could use my new invention: A pointy rock tied to a stick.
Igner: Mommy, why are you making civilisation collapse?
Mom: Oh, I don't know. I guess Mother's Day just puts me in a bad mood.
Larry: Why's that, Ma?
Mom: One Mother's Day, 70 years ago, the only man I ever loved walked out on me. Some snot-eating bastards say it made me a bitter woman.
Larry: Gee, Ma, you're not a bitter-
Mom: Cram it, ape!
