Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Leela: Hey, guys! Look what I bought on a wild impulse: New boots! They're like my old ones but with a crazy green stripe! Whoo! Never know what I'm gonna do next!
Leela: I'm sorry, I couldn't stop- W-Wait. Don't you care that I murdered Hermes?
Bender: Not even a little. There's nothing wrong with murder, just so long as you let Bender wet his beak.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion, the x makes it sound cool.
Bender
OK, that's it. No more killing! Next time you feel like killing just have a stick of gum.
Leela
Fry: Uh, I have a question! What if Bender was really giant?
Leela: You idiot! We already saw that.
Fry: I know. I liked it. I wanna see it again.
Fry: Who are you people?
Al Gore: I'm Al Gore. And these are my vice presidential action rangers. A group of top-nerds, whose sole duty is to prevent disruptions in the space-time continuum.
Fry: I thought your sole duty was to cast the tie-breaking vote in the Senate.
Al Gore: That, and protect the space-time continuum. Read the Constitution.
Amy: What happens if the fire goes out?
Hermes: We'll go across the street to Pottery Barn and steal their fire!
Farnsworth: We could use my new invention: A pointy rock tied to a stick.
Walt: We want you to get back together with Mom. Please, it's the only way to make her happy again.
Fry: W-W-Wait. You mean... you... and Mom-
Farnsworth: Played pelvic pinochle? I'm afraid so.
I haven't seen that magnificent stallion since the day he left. But if I ever see him again, I swear I'll jam a squirrel in him!
Mom
Our paths first crossed when I was a researcher at Mom's Friendly Robot Company. The moment our eyes met we knew we'd be going at it like woodchucks.
Farnsworth
It's a humiliating story that I hope never to tell. Well, pull up a chair.
Farnsworth
Igner: Mommy, why are you making civilisation collapse?
Mom: Oh, I don't know. I guess Mother's Day just puts me in a bad mood.
Larry: Why's that, Ma?
Mom: One Mother's Day, 70 years ago, the only man I ever loved walked out on me. Some snot-eating bastards say it made me a bitter woman.
Larry: Gee, Ma, you're not a bitter-
Mom: Cram it, ape!
