Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that allows you to operate equipment from great distances. I call it "the fing-longer". Observe. (He aims the fing-longer at a button on a tv screen) And, here we go. (The TV screen, turns on) There!
Fry: Ooh!
Amy: Wow!
Zoidberg: Ah!
Farnsworth: Pretty long, eh?
Fry: Yeah, it's really long. But what did you just turn on with it?
Farnsworth: Oh, that's just the What-If machine I invented. You pose it a What-If question and it generates a video simulation of what would happen.
Fry: Does it really work?
Farnsworth: Of course it works! It's just not very long...
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion, the x makes it sound cool.
Bender
Nichols: Eternity with nerds. It's the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again.
Gygax: Anyone wanna play Dungeons & Dragons for the next quadrillion years?
Fry: Sure.
Hawking: I guess.
IBM Deep Blue: Pawn to rook 8.
Al Gore: Sure! I'm a level 10 vice-president.
Hawking: Great. The entire universe was destroyed.
Fry: Destroyed? Then where are we now?
Gore: I don't know. But I can darn well tell you where we're not: The universe.
Something's wrong. Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at.
Nichols
Fry: So then my chair tilted back and I almost fell into this freezer thingy.
Hawking: I call it a "Hawking Chamber".
Fry: But instead of falling in and getting frozen, I missed and wanged my head.
Gore: Well it's obvious what should have happened: That wang to the head should have killed you.
Fry: Uh, what?
Nichols: Let's finish the job.
Fry: Where am I, anyway?
Nichols: You're travelling in a specially-equipped terrestrial transport module.
Gygax: A school bus!
Deep Blue: Bishop to knight 4.
Gore: Not all missions can be solved with chess, Deep Blue. Someday you'll understand that.
Fry: Let me ask you something: Has anyone ever discovered a hole in nothing with monsters in it? 'Cause if I'm the first, I want them to call it "a Fry Hole".
Fry: Hey! Stephen Hawking! Aren't you that physicist that invented gravity?
Hawking: Sure. Why not?
What's this? Two meals in one week?
Zoidberg
Bender: Hey, I called this city! Quit touching my stuff!
Zoidberg: Tell it to claw.
Bender: Bite my colossal metal ass!
