Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Guys, I swear those are prescription. I need 'em for reading stuff... on the other side of stuff.
Bender
Bender: Uh, it was ghosts! Big ones! And a tornado!
Hermes: Oh! I'll never pass inspection now. They'll bust me lower than a limbo stick... at carnival time. And that's as low as limbo sticks get.
Oh my various Gods!
Ipgee
Aw, hey, c'mon, don't worry. We'll watch you clean up.
Fry
Outta my way, wife! I wasn't cut out to be a bureaucrat anyway. I'm only anal 78.36% of the time. I'm not worthy to stamp a form, so I'll stamp the pavement with my flabby body.
Hermes
Please, old friend, don't jump. Use another method that won't damage your liver. Other people need it, you know.
Farnsworth
Leela: Don't do it, Hermes! You have so much to live for.
Bender: I get it, reverse psychology.
Morgan: Bureaucrat Conrad, if you complete your death transaction without filing a suicide and/or falling accident permit, you will be posthumously demoted.
Hermes: Life. Death. Either way I'm demoted to a tiny cubicle.
Zoidberg: I recommend the health cure on Spa 5, the sauna planet. Here, read.
LaBarbara: Spa 5? Is it good?
Zoidberg: Oh, it's wonderful! I don't know anything about it but they give me a bucket of krill for every patient I send.
Morgan: As your superior, I hereby relieve you of duty. Consider yourself on paid vacation.
Hermes: Oh! The ultimate penalty!
Hermes: I'm going to jump!
Amy: No!
Zoidberg: No!
Bender: Do a flip!
Sweet something of... someplace.
Hermes
