Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Hermes: Who the hell are you?
Morgan: Morgan Proctor, bureaucrat grade 19.
Hermes: Hermes Conrad, bureaucrat grade 36.
Morgan: Enough friendly banter. Shall we begin the inspection?
It's too late. The inspector will be here in exactly one second.
Hermes
Hermes: I'm going to jump!
Amy: No!
Zoidberg: No!
Bender: Do a flip!
Aw, hey, c'mon, don't worry. We'll watch you clean up.
Fry
Please, old friend, don't jump. Use another method that won't damage your liver. Other people need it, you know.
Farnsworth
Bender: Uh, it was ghosts! Big ones! And a tornado!
Hermes: Oh! I'll never pass inspection now. They'll bust me lower than a limbo stick... at carnival time. And that's as low as limbo sticks get.
Ipgee: So I told Leela, "Your request for a date is most flattering but I must decline." These office romances never work out. After all, that is how I met my horrible wife.
Leela: But you never wore your ring. I didn't know you had a wife.
Ipgee: And my wife doesn't know I have a job. I keep my personal and professional lives separate.
Leela: Don't do it, Hermes! You have so much to live for.
Bender: I get it, reverse psychology.
Zoidberg: I recommend the health cure on Spa 5, the sauna planet. Here, read.
LaBarbara: Spa 5? Is it good?
Zoidberg: Oh, it's wonderful! I don't know anything about it but they give me a bucket of krill for every patient I send.
Morgan: As your superior, I hereby relieve you of duty. Consider yourself on paid vacation.
Hermes: Oh! The ultimate penalty!
Naturally I'll have to assign a bureaucrat to fill in for Hermes while he's away. I assign me, I accept. Welcome aboard.
Morgan
Sweet something of... someplace.
Hermes
