Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Bender: Read 'em and leak salt water!
Fry: Oh, man!
Terry: That's my baby's milk money!
Ipgee: Oh, I am broke. What will I tell my horrible wife?
Bender: If I were you I'd be more worried about that tapeworm going to town on your intestines.
Hermes, wait. We're having a poker party. Stay and whip off a batch of your famous jerk dip.
Leela
Morgan: I- I've never seen anything like this. Why is there yoghurt in this cap?
Fry: Uh, I can explain that. See, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all.
Morgan: Why isn't this jacket in alphabetical order?
Leela: What?
Morgan: The zipper. It should be at the bottom.
Uh, wait, this is the other Fry's locker. I'm "Phry" with a P-H.
Fry
Then it's settled. Hermes will relax and Zoidberg will eat. Hurrah!
Zoidberg
LaBarbara: This is no spa, it's a forced-labour camp.
Hermes: Curse that Dr. Zoidberg! If I get out of here, he'll be looking down the business-end of a shrimp fork.
Morgan: Now listen, you filthy pig. No one can know about us. If anyone asks, I'll deny it.
Fry: Just like every other girl I've dated.
Naturally I'll have to assign a bureaucrat to fill in for Hermes while he's away. I assign me, I accept. Welcome aboard.
Morgan
Fry: What the hell's going on? I thought you were anti-dirty not pro-dirty.
Morgan: I'm surrounded by neat freaks everyday. There's nothing kinkier to me than a filthy slop-jock like you.
Fry: Oh, stop!
Bender: That pencil-pushing scazwag. Why, if she were here, I'd... Uh-oh, is she behind me?
Morgan: No. I'm in front of you.
Amy: I can't figure why she's so nice to you, Fry.
Zoidberg: She's a hateful monster, this Morgan. She scolded and hit me. I tell you, she's risking my friendship with her.
