Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Hermes: I'm going to jump!
Amy: No!
Zoidberg: No!
Bender: Do a flip!
Sweet something of... someplace.
Hermes
Morgan: I- I've never seen anything like this. Why is there yoghurt in this cap?
Fry: Uh, I can explain that. See, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all.
Morgan: Why isn't this jacket in alphabetical order?
Leela: What?
Morgan: The zipper. It should be at the bottom.
Uh, wait, this is the other Fry's locker. I'm "Phry" with a P-H.
Fry
Then it's settled. Hermes will relax and Zoidberg will eat. Hurrah!
Zoidberg
Naturally I'll have to assign a bureaucrat to fill in for Hermes while he's away. I assign me, I accept. Welcome aboard.
Morgan
Hermes: Who the hell are you?
Morgan: Morgan Proctor, bureaucrat grade 19.
Hermes: Hermes Conrad, bureaucrat grade 36.
Morgan: Enough friendly banter. Shall we begin the inspection?
Zoidberg: Leela, Fry, robot. No matter what it is you're doing tonight, I'm available.
Leela: We're playing poker. But I'm warning you, my friends are serious players.
Zoidberg: Bah, big shots. I say let the dice do the talking.
Fry: What the hell's going on? I thought you were anti-dirty not pro-dirty.
Morgan: I'm surrounded by neat freaks everyday. There's nothing kinkier to me than a filthy slop-jock like you.
Fry: Oh, stop!
Bender: That pencil-pushing scazwag. Why, if she were here, I'd... Uh-oh, is she behind me?
Morgan: No. I'm in front of you.
Amy: I can't figure why she's so nice to you, Fry.
Zoidberg: She's a hateful monster, this Morgan. She scolded and hit me. I tell you, she's risking my friendship with her.
