Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Then it's settled. Hermes will relax and Zoidberg will eat. Hurrah!
Zoidberg
Hermes, wait. We're having a poker party. Stay and whip off a batch of your famous jerk dip.
Leela
Zoidberg: Now it's time for my song! When I was two, there was a tidal wave in-
Closing Credits
Zoidberg: Aw.
Farnsworth: Well, it looks like I'll be needing my heroic bureaucrat back. At severely-reduced pay, of course.
LaBarbara: It's better than nothing.
Fry: What about me? Can I come back at severely-reduced pay?
Hermes: You got it, mon! In fact, severely-reduced pay all around!
And as for you. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!
Number 1.0
Outta my way, wife! I wasn't cut out to be a bureaucrat anyway. I'm only anal 78.36% of the time. I'm not worthy to stamp a form, so I'll stamp the pavement with my flabby body.
Hermes
Please, old friend, don't jump. Use another method that won't damage your liver. Other people need it, you know.
Farnsworth
Alkazar? Are you real? Or am I seeing single?
Leela
Leela: Look at that statue. It's only got one eye.
Fry: Lazy sculptor!
After all this time, somebody else with one eye who isn't a clumsy carpenter or, uh, a kid with a BB gun.
Leela
Leela, you've got mail! It's not spam.
Operator
Her perfect eye reminds me of yours, Leela. Had our race survived, you would have been a temple priestess or a supermodel.
Alkazar
