Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Bender: Behold: The Internet!
Fry: My God! It's full of ads!
Leela: They smell like burning Rhesus monkey.
Farnsworth: Really? I guess when you're around it all day you stop noticing.
Leela: Alright, Alkazar, I just have one last question for you.
Alkazar: What's that?
Leela: If you can change form, why didn't you change it in the one place that counts?
Fry: Bender, come on. We've gotta get some dirt on Alkazar. Let's go and find out what makes the Forbidden Valley so forbidden.
Bender: Uh, no, thanks. I'm good.
Fry: But there's probably some cool forbidden stuff you can steal.
Bender: I don't know, Fry. For the first time in my life I feel like I've stolen enough.
Fry: Bender, snap out of it!
Bender: Sorry, I don't know what came over me. Let's go.
The doctor is in! [Fry does a somersault and shoots at Zoidberg. He fizzles.] The doctor is out!
Zoidberg
Hermes: Get ready for fun, Fry. Nowadays, we have a type of game played entirely on video.
Leela: We call it a "video game".
Fry: Uh, "video game" you say? Well, golly gee, you mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works.
Leela: Fry, you idiot. Ever since I was abandoned on Earth I've been searching for who my people are and where they come from. Then I finally meet another Cyclops and you blast him. You wrecked my one chance to learn who I am!
Fry: Oh, Leela, I feel terrible. If there's anything I can ever do- [He jumps out and shoots Leela.] Gotcha!
Fry: Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?
Bender: Is the Space Pope reptilian?
Leela, you've got mail! It's not spam.
Operator
Cyclops: To Leela. Subject: Hello. I am Alkazar. Fortunately I wrote down your screenname before I was dispatched by that oafish moron.
Fry: Kicked your ass!
Nerd #1: Hello? Are there any girls in this room at all?
Nerd #2: Yeah, bring on the hot chicks 'cause I'm a hot stud.
Nerd #3: Yeah! So are we!
Leela: I'm a woman, if that's what you mean. I don't like to play games, so I'll just say I'm a cyclops, I'm a spaceship captain, I'm the only one of my species and I'm interested in meeting a man.
Nerd #4: A woman! I'm scared.
Fry: Are you still mad at me for wrecking your once-in-a-lifetime chance to learn the meaning of your existence?
Leela: No, I'm just happy you were able to win a video game. Now let's concentrate on getting this desperately-needed popcorn to the people of Cineplex 14, OK?
