Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.
Fry
Leela: Alright, Alkazar, I just have one last question for you.
Alkazar: What's that?
Leela: If you can change form, why didn't you change it in the one place that counts?
Doorman: Are you over 18?
Young Boy: Yes.
Younger Boy: Yes.
(A baby spits his dummy out, gurgles and walks in)
The doctor is in! [Fry does a somersault and shoots at Zoidberg. He fizzles.] The doctor is out!
Zoidberg
Hermes: Get ready for fun, Fry. Nowadays, we have a type of game played entirely on video.
Leela: We call it a "video game".
Fry: Uh, "video game" you say? Well, golly gee, you mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works.
Leela: Fry, you idiot. Ever since I was abandoned on Earth I've been searching for who my people are and where they come from. Then I finally meet another Cyclops and you blast him. You wrecked my one chance to learn who I am!
Fry: Oh, Leela, I feel terrible. If there's anything I can ever do- [He jumps out and shoots Leela.] Gotcha!
Fry: Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?
Bender: Is the Space Pope reptilian?
Leela: But why did you have all five weddings on the same day?
Alkazar: Hey, lady, you got any idea what it costs to rent a tux that changes shape?
Alkazar: Listen, hon', we don't want to look like slobs in front of the other species, do we?
Leela: No.
Alkazar: So get to work on these dishes. And then organise my collection of naked celebrity photos by name and what you can see.
Nerd #1: Hello? Are there any girls in this room at all?
Nerd #2: Yeah, bring on the hot chicks 'cause I'm a hot stud.
Nerd #3: Yeah! So are we!
Leela: I'm a woman, if that's what you mean. I don't like to play games, so I'll just say I'm a cyclops, I'm a spaceship captain, I'm the only one of my species and I'm interested in meeting a man.
Nerd #4: A woman! I'm scared.
Fry: Wow. Four identical castles.
Bender: Each one more identical than the last.
Fry: Are you still mad at me for wrecking your once-in-a-lifetime chance to learn the meaning of your existence?
Leela: No, I'm just happy you were able to win a video game. Now let's concentrate on getting this desperately-needed popcorn to the people of Cineplex 14, OK?
