Futurama Season 2 Quotes
Good news, everyone. I've taught the toaster to feel love.
Farnsworth
I'm gonna open a file of whup-ass on you!
Robot
Leela: Ready Bender?
Bender: I was built ready. Gimmee the bell! Gimmee the bell! (Bell rings) Did you hear a noise?
Little: And so ends the chronicle of one of the greatest ever to play the sport.
Foreman: And he didn't look half bad in the tutu.
Little: That he did surely not.
Foreman: What?
Great job, kid. You lost and you made it look almost half real. I want you to have this card good for 10% off at Bed Bath & Beyond.
Doubledeal
I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
Leela
Little: I've not seen a spectacle of this nature in all my years impersonating a sportscaster.
Foreman: It sure was some fight. Interesting side note: As a head without a body, I envy the dead.
Little: No argument here.
You were an excellent student. Too bad I was a lousy teacher
Fnog
Leela: You didn't train Destructor. You're just controlling him like a puppet. I mean, cheating in a fake fight. That's low!
Fnog: Better than being a girl. Like you. You're a girl!
Leela: According to the script, you're supposed to prance out and tickle him with your fairy wand. Instead, I want you to prance out and kick his head off!
Bender: Got it. Large kickle, hold the tickle!
Little: Hello and welcome to a remarkable championship bout. Destructor, a robotic armoured tank, whose very use at battle has been ruled a war crime, versus Gender Bender, who wears a pink tutu. This is Rich Little, imitating Howard Cosell, here at ringside with George Foreman. George, a word in edgewise?
Foreman: This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an 80-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. M-My memory's not what it used to be but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.
Little: Interesting, if true. The Vegas odds tonight stand at an unprecedented 1000-0; a bet of $0 on Bender pays $1000 if he wins. Still, very few takers.
Foreman: It's not-not a smart bet.
Leela: Not Fnog! Bender, let's hit the gym. I'm gonna teach you to fight like a girl!
Bender: I'll put on my tutu!
