Futurama Season 2 Quotes
You loved him as Bender the Offender! Now get ready to hate him as he threatens your sexuality in his new persona... The Gender Bender!
Announcer
It's one thing to win a fixed fight; there's dignity in that. But to lose? And in this atrocity? I can't do it!
Bender
Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling. But it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.
Fry
Bender: But the crowd loves me.
Doubledeal: Perhaps. But let's see how they feel about your new persona: The Gender Bender.
Billionairebot: You'll be the most unpopular robot fighter since Sergeant Faeces Processor.
Doubledeal: Bender, your popularity is slipping.
Foreigner: Sales of your Bender Brand French milk bath soaps are down 20%.
Bender: Howdy, chief. For my next bout, what do you say I fight these two bimbos in some mud?
Doubledeal: Actually, we've decided to go in a different direction.
Bender: What if I told your we wouldn't be fighting in the conventional sense?
Doubledeal: In fact, you're more than popular, you're pure lowest common denominator.
Bender: Go Bender! Go Bender! Go Bender!
Doubledeal: What, you didn't read the pamphlet? Ultimate Robot Fighting's a scam, kid. It's rigged. It's a secret, so keep it under your head, but the most popular robot always wins.
Bender: You mean I'm not a great fighter? I just won 'cause I'm popular?
Doubledeal: Bingo!
Bender: Woo-hoo! I'm popular!
Bender: Hey, Bender the Offender doesn't need you. Bender the Offender doesn't need anybody!
Fembot: What about us, Mr. The Offender?
Bender: Well obviously I need floozies! Let's roll!
Leela: Bender! You're three hours late. You can't give up on your training now after both of us worked so hard.
Bender: What do you mean, "we"?
Leela: I said "us".
Referee: Versus... The Chain Smoker!
Chain Smoker: I love smoking. And after I win the fight I'm heading straight to your favourite restaurant.
Referee: Presenting Bender the Offender!
Bender: I'm just an ex-con trying to go straight and get my kids back.
