Popular Game of Thrones Quotes
Jaime: My point is, we don't choose whom we love. It just well... it's beyond our control. I sound like an idiot.
Myrcella: No you don't.
Jaime: What I'm trying to say. What I'm trying and failing to say...
Myrcella: I know what you're trying to say.
Jaime: No, I'm afraid you don't.
Myrcella: I do. I know about you and mother. I think a part of me always knew and I'm glad. I'm glad that you are my father.
Ned: I've heard it said that poison is a woman's weapon.
Grand Maester: Yes, women, cravens and eunuchs. Did you know that Lord Varys is a eunuch?
Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stile her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I closed my eyes, but I could still see her tits bouncing. When I was 10, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat sh*t. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald men cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel....Tyrion
Ned: How did he get so fat?
Catelyn: He only stops eating when it's time to drink.
Help me get him inside.Davos
Tyrion: Forgive me if I don't weep for you.
Varys: No one weeps for spiders or whores.
Dead rats don't squeak.Sandor
Fat boy: You better give me that sword!
Arya: You want it? I'll give it to you. I've already killed one fat boy. I bet you're a liar, but I'm not. I'm good at killing fat boys. I like killing fat boys.
You disappoint me child. We've told you of your father's treason. Why would you want to speak to a traitor?Cersei
I think mothers and fathers made up the gods because they wanted their children to sleep through the night.Davos
Untie me. If I die, what's the point?Tyrion
The Hound: I'm not a thief.
Arya: You fight with murdering little boys, but thieving is beneath you.
The Hound: Mans got to have a code.