GCB Quotes
Amanda, because of your unspeakable cruelty, I transformed myself from a javelina to the beautiful, powerful Christian woman you see before you today.
Carlene
It's you and me Carlene. We are going to throw down.
Amanda
Carlene: Now nobody can call me a hypocrite.
Amanda: Of course you're a hypocrite Carlene. You make us dress like a nun and you look like that.
Carlene: I have been saved. I have a wonderful spiritual husband who likes 'em where he can see 'em.
Well, well, well, Carlene. I think Amanda just out Christianed you.
Cricket
It was so nice of you to remind my children that their daddy died in a fiery crash.
Amanda
Gigi: You know it was awfully nice of her to dedicate this song to you.
Amanda: Mother, Jesus Take The Wheel? My husband died in a car crash.
Nothing ever blows over with Carlene. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Gigi
I'm thankful to have a job at Booby Licous. I'm grateful to my employer, The Kitten Corp, which is a wholly owned subsidiary of Cockburn Unlimited. God bless Ripp and Carlene. Cockburn. For these and all your gifts may we be truly endeavored to walk the good Christian path.
Amanda
Amanda: You are so judgmental. If memory serves, even Jesus hung around with thieves and whores.
Carlene: Not in my neighborhood he didn't.
Oh yeah, fun fact! Dallas has more churches per capita than anywhere on earth and Dallas has more strip clubs than anywhere on earth. Two plus two equals a double standard.
Amanda
Heather: Well, it's the best meat market in the world and I do not want to be seen next to you, you look too spectacular.
Amanda: Happy Huntin'!
Sharon: You broke commandment number eight!
Carlene: I did not steal. It's research.
