Gilmore Girls Season 1 Quotes
Lorelai: Ugh! Look how he just handled those lemons.
Luke: What are you talking about?
Lorelai: He just threw them in the bag. Not tossed them, or placed them, but threw them like they were nothing to him.
Luke: They're lemons.
Lorelai: They're symbolic.
(Lorelai and Rory serve themselves after trying various gambits to get Luke's attention, including Rory's announcing -- to no response -- that Lorelai is not wearing underwear.)
Luke: No tip?
Lorelai: Oh yeah, here's a tip -- serve your customers!
Luke: Here's another -- don't sit on any cold benches!
(to Dean about the movie Boogie Nights) You'll never get it past Lorelai. She had a bad reaction to Magnolia. She sat there for three hours screaming "I want my life back!". Then, we got kicked out of the theater. Actually, it was a pretty entertaining day.
Rory
Rory: He kissed me!
Mrs.Kim: What? Who kissed you?
Lane: Uh, the Lord, Mama.
Lorelai: Stop saying mother like that.
Rory: Like what?
Lorelai: Like there's supposed to be another word after it.
(to Rory) So, kissed any good boys lately?
Lorelai
I got kissed! And I shoplifted!
Rory
Luke: You're not going to kill the bag boy.
Lorelai: Why not?
Luke: It's double coupon day. You'll bring down the town.
This isn't Amish country. Girls and boys usually date alone.
Rory
He kissed you again? What, is he just out of prison or something?
Lorelai
Lorelai: Are the lids tight on the paint thinner because you're sounding a little loopy to me.
Mrs. Kim: Loopy, what's loopy?
Lorelai: (laughing) Rory's not kissing anybody.
Okay, I'll uninvite him then. I'll just say it's cancelled on account of I just found out that I'm my mother and I need to go into intensive therapy right now.
Lorelai
