Gilmore Girls Season 2 Quotes
(Lorelai answers the phone at Richard's office)
Lorelai: Gilmore Group, may I help you?
Emily: Yes, Richard Gilmore, please.
Lorelai: (in high-pitched voice) Oh, um, uh, certainly, may I ask who's calling?
Emily: Emily Gilmore.
Lorelai: And does he know what this is about?
Emily: Well, I hope so, I'm his wife.
Lorelai: (giggles) Oh, but Richard didn't say anything about being married.
Lorelai: (back in normal voice) Mom, relax, it's me.
Emily: Well, you're crude and unprofessional.
Lorelai: Well, I'd like that on my tombstone, please.
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How am I gonna fit my three sugars into Barbie's Malibu Dream Cup here?Lorelai
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Luke: Was Jess hurt?
Lorelai: No, Luke. Jess did the hurting. That little punk nephew of yours almost killed my kid tonight!
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Luke: I asked you if anyone was hurt.
Lorelai: Was anyone hurt? Well, let's see, Rory is in the hospital right now with a fractured wrist, so yeah, I'd say someone was hurt!
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Mr. Merten: Every baseball on campus seems to have disappeared.
Luke: Oh, come on, you don't think Jess seriously... I'll check when I get home.
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Christopher: This town is like one big outpatient mental institution.
Lorelai: Glad you could join us.
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Lorelai: Where are you going?
Luke: I'm going to go find Jess.
Lorelai: Yeah, well, I'll tell you one place he's not. He's not in the emergency room getting his arm plastered up!
Luke: Hey! I am sorry about Rory. You know I care more about her than I do myself. But at least you know where Rory is, and at least you know that she's okay. Now I have to go find Jess, and I have to make sure that he's okay, so if that cuts into your screaming time, then that's just too damn bad!
Lorelai: Go to hell!
Luke: Right back at ya!
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Kirk: Ah, Lorelai, good. I need one minute of your time.
Lorelai: I'll give you two because you scare me.
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Taylor: You're not serious?
Lorelai: Not often, but just there yeah, I had some serious going.
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