Why don't we not workshop my apology? I think it takes us down a dangerous road, workshopping each other's emotions.Hannah
Your entire life you've been telling the world you're a loser who doesn't care. That's not you anymore. I've watched that happen.Shoshanna [to Ray]
Shoshanna: I just don't understand why nobody tells you how bad its gonna be in the real world.
Marnie: Yeah they do. It's pretty much all they tell you.
Oh so this is how you guys really sound. I thought this was just mixed really badly.Jessa [to Marnie]
Your whole story is like a winky face emoji followed by a poop emoji.Hannah
It's just you. You're uncomfortable in your own skin and you think it's everyone else's problem. But you know wherever you go, there you are.Elijah [to Hannah]
I just realized I got so good at taking selfies, I wasn't feeling challenged anymore.Elijah
I think it's really important to be honest even if it's really difficult.Shoshanna
Marnie: I am not the mistress.
Ray: You are 1000 percent the mistress.
Marnie: Not if I end up with him.
Oh hey, I see you haven't back off on the self tanner.Jessa [to Elijah]
Hannah: I love you so much. I hate everyone that isn't you.
Elijah: Me too. I've been saying that for years!
On the way here from the airport, two people asked me if I was Blake Lively's husband. Iowa is awesome!Elijah