I don't want to be in this relationship anymore and I don't know how to get out.

Hannah

I've been eating Bugles my whole life, and I still don't know if I even like them, it's just something to do.

Hannah

Why am I here? Why am I here? Ahhhhhh!

Shoshanna [screaming]

I'm sorry, I've been a little too busy Yelp'ing divorce lawyers to worry about the sex lives of our second-tier friends.

Marnie

Oh, Hannah wants to do something rude, disruptive, and inappropriate. What a twist.

Fran

Look, if I'm being completely honest with myself, I think I knew we were going to get divorced before we even got married. I was just really scared of what it was that I knew that I needed. I think that what I need is to be... Alone.

Marnie

I was not rolling my eyes at you, I was looking up at a cloud formation that looked a lot like Blake Lively.

Hannah

Elijah: And then this lady in a corset asked me if I was one of Ralph Lauren's adopted male model sons.
Dill: Ralph doesn't have any adopted sons.
Elijah: I know, that's why I'm sticking with my story that I'm one of them.

Well, I'm happy to be here. I feel oddly at home. Your friends are all really nice. Mine are all mean and poor.

Elijah

"The hope of the beginning"? You mean when you had a girlfriend and I saw you like twice a week and half the times we fucked you covered my face with a pillow because you couldn't handle the guilt? Do you remember that? Jesus Christ, I have some, like, serious shit to work out. So do you. I'm not sure you're capable of it but... that's not my problem anymore.

Marnie

Marnie: I don't want to be married to you. It's not even your fault. I mean, yeah, you're an asshole, but it's really not your fault. I just... I knew I shouldn't have married you. I just didn't want to give up on yet another dream.
Desi: What are you talking about?
Marnie: I just don't know who I am right now. I'm like a ghost of myself. I don't know what I'm doing here or anywhere else. But I don't want to be married to you.

Charlie: What if we ran away? I'm serious. What if, like, the last few years were just a bad dream and we ran away? And opened up a general store. Somewhere where they need a general store. I got cash. I got a bike. We can go wherever we wanted. Wouldn't have to tell anybody if we didn't feel like it.
Marnie: I don't need any of my stuff. I don't. I don't really need any of my stuff. I hate all of my stuff.
Charlie: I'm serious. As soon as the sun comes up, let's go.
Marnie: But what about all of the time, hmm?
Charlie: Doesn't have to bother us if we don't let it.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.