Girls

Girls Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 8: "It's Back"

Hannah's Dad: C'mon you're not anorexic, that's ridiculous. I've seen you in a bathing suit.
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Ray {to Marnie]: Turn this potential energy into kinetic energy.
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Marnie: You know who ends up living their dreams? Sad messes like Charlie.
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Charlie [to Marnie]: The app is free, but breaking the word to yourself isn't.
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Adam: I'll be staring at you like a creep, because I'm a creep.
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Shoshanna: Where is she? What is she wearing? Is it linen?
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Season 2 Episode 7: "Video Games"

Jessa: You really had no idea that this wasn't supposed to be a sexcapade?
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Hannah: And I'm starving because all you have to eat in your house is your pet rabbit and I'm an undiagnosed hypoglycemic. Then we come into this graveyard and I feel like we're in Hocus Pocus and Thora Birch is gonna come and wear her little hat.
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Hannah: Hey I was just wondering, is this rabbit the same rabbit that we were feeding and petting in a loving way this morning?
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Jessa: These women should be really proud because in a way it's the most noble thing you can do. Help a boy find his sexuality, help a boy become a man, you know?
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Hannah: You'd like fully get lost in that bush, it's like a walkabout situation. It's
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Petula [to Jessa]: Look at you, you're like the most perfect black pearl.
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Hannah: What accents are you guys doing, because I don't like not getting jokes.
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Hannah: It's like my worst nightmare as a kid, being the last one to be picked up from like school or some social event. Then all these adults know about your sad home life and your irresponsible parents.
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Season 2 Episode 6: "Boys"

Hannah [to Jessa]: You are so mean when you're depressed.
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Jessa: This book doesn't matter, that's the first thing you need to know. It's not gonna matter to the people who read it or to you.
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Ray: Usually when people say they wanna be a writer they really don't wanna do anything except, ya know, eat and masturbate.
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Shoshanna: Okay seriously, I cannot believe I have a friend who signed a book deal, it's so adult and intriguing.
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Ray [to Hannah]: Hey what are you doing here only 12 minutes late?
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Marnie: She keeps saying she has news, but I bet she just wrote a blog post or found a new hot dog or something.
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