Hannah: Don't you get it? I don't want him to turn out fine. I want him to turn out better than fine. He's so beautiful. He's so much more beautiful than me.
Loreen: He really is.

Loreen: Are you happy here?
Marnie: I don't need to be happy.
Loreen: Why?
Marnie: It's just not my time. This is important. Hannah's my best friend.

Police Officer: So, uh, what brings you out here without pants and shoes?
Hannah: Oh, um, I had a baby pretty recently, so...
Police Officer: Sounds about right.

Loreen: Hi. What happened to your pants?
Hannah: You know. Kind of what you'd think.

I don't know when my vagina and my butthole are going to start feeling like two separate entities again, but I'm really looking forward to that.

Hannah

Hannah: I'd love it if you'd stop singing, and so would Grover. He doesn't like it.
Marnie: I feel like you're both kidding, so I'm going to keep going.

Ray: Or, alternatively, you could go, we could not meet up later, and instead, we could just break up.
Marnie: Wait, what?
Ray: I think we should break up.
Marnie: Ray, I think this might be the grief talking... and potentially also the asbestos.

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

I don't know what it is about me but girls never ask me to use condoms.

Adam

He's like so busy respecting me you know that he looks right past me and everything that I need from him.

Marnie

I'm sorry if I minimized it, I'm just unwilling to accept the idea you have two great a boyfriend.

Hannah

I'm offended by all of the supposed tos. I don't like women telling other women what to do or how to do it or when to do it.

Jessa

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.