Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

I don't know what it is about me but girls never ask me to use condoms.

Adam

He's like so busy respecting me you know that he looks right past me and everything that I need from him.

Marnie

I'm sorry if I minimized it, I'm just unwilling to accept the idea you have two great a boyfriend.

Hannah

I'm offended by all of the supposed tos. I don't like women telling other women what to do or how to do it or when to do it.

Jessa

Shoshanna: Have you not seen Rent?
Marnie: Please, I've seen it like 12 times. That's basically why I moved to NY.

Hannah: How do I look?
Charlie: You look like you're gonna go put a hex on some popular girls.
Hannah: Oh okay American History X.

My best dyke friend works for a dick doctor and I don't have that shit.

Charlie

It's like, "Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence."

Hannah

Jessa has HPV, like a couple of different strains of it. She says that all adventurous women do.

Shoshanna

In the STD world, I think it's kinda courteous.

Shoshanna

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.

Girls Quotes

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Hannah

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah