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Girls

I know I always said he was murdery in a sexy way, but maybe he's murdery in a murder way.

Hannah

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Hannah

I don't know what it is about me but girls never ask me to use condoms.

Adam

I'm sorry if I minimized it, I'm just unwilling to accept the idea you have two great a boyfriend.

Hannah

I'm offended by all of the supposed tos. I don't like women telling other women what to do or how to do it or when to do it.

Jessa

Shoshanna: Have you not seen Rent?
Marnie: Please, I've seen it like 12 times. That's basically why I moved to NY.

Hannah: How do I look?
Charlie: You look like you're gonna go put a hex on some popular girls.
Hannah: Oh okay American History X.

He's like so busy respecting me you know that he looks right past me and everything that I need from him.

Marnie

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah
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