Marnie: I want you. I know I'm a mess, but I want you. I want to see you every morning. I want to make you a snack every night. And I eventually want to have your little brown babies and eventually I want to watch you die.
Charlie: That's all I wanted to hear.
Marnie: Is it?
Charlie: I love you. Maybe I'm an idiot for it. But I always have. Everything good that I try and do I do because of you and I try and get away but I just keep coming back. And that's because I love you.

To Hannah, taking her next step through a series of random steps.

Adam

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Hannah

I don't know what it is about me but girls never ask me to use condoms.

Adam

I'm offended by all of the supposed tos. I don't like women telling other women what to do or how to do it or when to do it.

Jessa

Shoshanna: Have you not seen Rent?
Marnie: Please, I've seen it like 12 times. That's basically why I moved to NY.

I'm sorry if I minimized it, I'm just unwilling to accept the idea you have two great a boyfriend.

Hannah

My best dyke friend works for a dick doctor and I don't have that shit.

Charlie

It's like, "Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence."

Hannah

Jessa has HPV, like a couple of different strains of it. She says that all adventurous women do.

Shoshanna

Hannah: How do I look?
Charlie: You look like you're gonna go put a hex on some popular girls.
Hannah: Oh okay American History X.

He's like so busy respecting me you know that he looks right past me and everything that I need from him.

Marnie

Girls Quotes

Marnie: I want you. I know I'm a mess, but I want you. I want to see you every morning. I want to make you a snack every night. And I eventually want to have your little brown babies and eventually I want to watch you die.
Charlie: That's all I wanted to hear.
Marnie: Is it?
Charlie: I love you. Maybe I'm an idiot for it. But I always have. Everything good that I try and do I do because of you and I try and get away but I just keep coming back. And that's because I love you.

To Hannah, taking her next step through a series of random steps.

Adam