I mean, two thumbs the fuck up.

Hannah

Nobody does anything to help, I did it because I love you.

Adam

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Hannah

Marnie this business is not for sissy bitches.

Elijah [to Marnie]

You made the choice, you need to survive. You made the choice, you need to survive. Everyone's path will unwind just right, everyone's path will unwind ju-

Hannah

This is a space cigarette invited by Stephen Dorff. It's just water vapor and good things like that.

Jessa

Shoshanna: Have you not seen Rent?
Marnie: Please, I've seen it like 12 times. That's basically why I moved to NY.

I'm offended by all of the supposed tos. I don't like women telling other women what to do or how to do it or when to do it.

Jessa

I don't know what it is about me but girls never ask me to use condoms.

Adam

Jessa has HPV, like a couple of different strains of it. She says that all adventurous women do.

Shoshanna

It's like, "Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence."

Hannah

I'm sorry if I minimized it, I'm just unwilling to accept the idea you have two great a boyfriend.

Hannah

Girls Quotes

I mean, two thumbs the fuck up.

Hannah

Nobody does anything to help, I did it because I love you.

Adam