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Girls

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Hannah

I don't know what it is about me but girls never ask me to use condoms.

Adam

Hannah: How do I look?
Charlie: You look like you're gonna go put a hex on some popular girls.
Hannah: Oh okay American History X.

I'm sorry if I minimized it, I'm just unwilling to accept the idea you have two great a boyfriend.

Hannah

I'm offended by all of the supposed tos. I don't like women telling other women what to do or how to do it or when to do it.

Jessa

Shoshanna: Have you not seen Rent?
Marnie: Please, I've seen it like 12 times. That's basically why I moved to NY.

He's like so busy respecting me you know that he looks right past me and everything that I need from him.

Marnie

My best dyke friend works for a dick doctor and I don't have that shit.

Charlie

It's like, "Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence."

Hannah

Jessa has HPV, like a couple of different strains of it. She says that all adventurous women do.

Shoshanna

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

In the STD world, I think it's kinda courteous.

Shoshanna
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Girls Quotes

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Hannah

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah
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