Popular Girls Quotes
You know what I'm gonna do from now on, I'm gonna ask people if they're gay before I have sex with them.
Hannah
I'm gonna go now, your dad is gay.
Elijah
I probably should've guessed it because he only ejaculated about 30 percent of the time.
Hannah
You look like a Mexican teenager.
Charlie [to Hannah]
I can't take a serious naked picture of myself. That's just not who I am.
Hannah
Would you be dead before you learned to recognize a recently fucked person?
Jessa [to Marnie]
That's a semi hard dick with the squirrel skin wrapped around it.
Charlie
It's probably like his asshole wearing a friendship bracelet.
Hannah
You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? You have to be there everyday, even on the days you don't feel like it.
Jessa
Who cares if she's present. She has a face like Brigitte Bardot and an ass like Rihanna!
Terry's friend [about Jessa]
I don't wanna touch it if we haven't kissed.
Shoshanna
Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.
