Shoshanna: I just don't understand why nobody tells you how bad its gonna be in the real world.
Marnie: Yeah they do. It's pretty much all they tell you.

Your entire life you've been telling the world you're a loser who doesn't care. That's not you anymore. I've watched that happen.

Shoshanna [to Ray]

Why don't we not workshop my apology? I think it takes us down a dangerous road, workshopping each other's emotions.

Hannah

I think you should talk to the rest of the class, because they put me in a box and now I'm suffocating.

Hannah

The one about you not buying the thin mints from the Girl Scouts? That's not trivial. That was a triumph.

Elijah [to Hannah]

Just having a little chat here in the dark corner of the American dream.

Ray

You don't know Hannah. She'll stay in there until we have a new president. She's stubborn as fuck and likes to be in bed a lot.

Adam

Adam: Sorry I know this is fucking weird, but if I knew you were coming home-
Hannah: What? You wouldn't have had a girlfriend?

Nope you didn't break any rules except maybe the rule of common fucking decency Adam.

Hannah [to Adam]

I'm the same person I was when he loved me. In fact I'm an arguably better person because I went away and figured out what I want.

Hannah

Letting go doesn't come very naturally to me.

Hannah

Adam: Thanks for stopping by kid.
Hannah: Thank you for stopping by...but maybe don't call me kid anymore.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.