Nobody's moving to Iowa, ever. But I'm so happy for you.

Marnie

Student 1: The main character is a girl with a lot of tattoos named Anna.
Student 2: Who needs to eat every 2 hours or she passes out.

Hey mommy can I ask you a question? Is it normal when you get to a new place to think about suicide for the first time ever?

Hannah

On the way here from the airport, two people asked me if I was Blake Lively's husband. Iowa is awesome!

Elijah

Hannah: I love you so much. I hate everyone that isn't you.
Elijah: Me too. I've been saying that for years!

Oh hey, I see you haven't back off on the self tanner.

Jessa [to Elijah]

Marnie: I am not the mistress.
Ray: You are 1000 percent the mistress.
Marnie: Not if I end up with him.

I think it's really important to be honest even if it's really difficult.

Shoshanna

I just realized I got so good at taking selfies, I wasn't feeling challenged anymore.

Elijah

It's just you. You're uncomfortable in your own skin and you think it's everyone else's problem. But you know wherever you go, there you are.

Elijah [to Hannah]

Your whole story is like a winky face emoji followed by a poop emoji.

Hannah

Oh so this is how you guys really sound. I thought this was just mixed really badly.

Jessa [to Marnie]

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.