Popular Girls Quotes
I'm sorry, I've been a little too busy Yelp'ing divorce lawyers to worry about the sex lives of our second-tier friends.
Marnie
Why am I here? Why am I here? Ahhhhhh!
Shoshanna [screaming]
I've been eating Bugles my whole life, and I still don't know if I even like them, it's just something to do.
Hannah
I don't want to be in this relationship anymore and I don't know how to get out.
Hannah
Stay away, okay. Please. I don't want to talk, okay? I don't want to do this. I don't belong with you. I'm sorry, please go.
Hannah
Rage stuff? Rage stuff, really? Rage? No, no, no, no. You have that all fucking wrong. I am cool as a fucking cucumber all the time.
Marnie
Jessa: Why aren't you helping me?
Adam: You're an adult. She's a baby. Why do you need more help than a baby?
Hannah: You're gonna like it, it's a good place to live. There's a lot of different kinds of food. Good pizza.
Hector: It's a good place to start over.
Hannah: Yeah.
Dill, I know you would never admit this to yourself, but don't you want to be with somebody who sees you for you? Beyond all this. I'm the only person who's gonna be honest with you about your bad jokes and the fact that, no, you don't look better with a shaved head. And if you say your private life is private and go and see Cher in Las Vegas, that's not the same thing as coming out of the closet. But all those guys you have around, all those fucking guys you just have... they're only going to tell you what you want to hear, and they're going to cater to you because of your fame and the stuff that you have. I don't want your stuff. You're going to end up with nothing, and you deserve everything. Dill, don't you want to be with someone who sees you for you? Don't you want a boyfriend-someone? Who's honest?
Elijah
Tally [about Jessa]: Yeah, I mean, from what I remember, she has really amazing hair.
Hannah: She has amazing hair, she's an amazing person. She's just not a person I can have in my life right now. And the worst part is, like, I miss them both, you know? I love them both so much, I don't know who to warn about the other one. And I could do what my instinct is, which is run around and destroy things and scream and try to throw myself in front of a van to make a point but end of the day, that would just be me fulfilling all of their expectations of me and I would love to surprise someone sometimes.
Don't look back, but I look exactly like a poodle with her head sticking out the window!
Tally
I need to see how other people see me, because it's the only way that I can see myself.
Tally
