Nobody does anything to help, I did it because I love you.

Adam

If you wanna fuck me from behind, at least put my hair back.

Adam [to Hannah]

Is this the game? You chase me like I'm in the fucking Beatles for six months, and then when I finally get comfortable with things you wanna shrug?

Adam

Shoshanna: It doesn't hurt.
Ray: Good because I haven't done anything yet.

I'm sorry I have a boner. It's not for you.

Elijah [to Hannah]

I should probably wait until he's capable of wiping himself.

Hannah

I had a bad breakup. It's okay I think we're gonna be able stay friends you know, but I'm not gonna do what Hannah does and order 6 pizzas to make myself feel better.

Marnie

I wouldn't even sleep with a cater waiter and they're my age.

Marnie

I may be deflowered but I am not devalued.

Shoshanna

You said you made me feel like your whole body was a clit.

Adam [to Hannah]

I'm an individual and I feel how I feel when I feel it.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.