I'm not a fucking JAP daycare, absolutely not.

Ray

Adam: Could you fly?
Hannah: No I couldn't fly, but I didn't have ears that big.

When I broke up with my girlfriend from college, so sad, I lost 30 lbs, I couldn't move or talk or get my dick hard, but it also made me go hey who am I and what do I want?

Adam

It feels like an epic fuckfest with a ghost.

Jessa

I walked into the bathroom the other day and he was sitting there and taking a shit and drinking milk at the same time.

Marnie [about Adam]

You are a striking and classic beauty in the vein of Brooke Shields.

Jessa [to Marnie]

We've known each other for 6 years, you've known my name for 3.

Marnie [to Jessa]

That isn't fun for me, being the uptight girl. I hate it.

Marnie

Urine is sterile, a lot of people pee on wounds to make them sterile.

Adam

This is like the most SATC.

Shoshanna

I like her; she doesn't indulge the negativity.

Marnie

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.