It's made me want to find a hole in the world, in the shape of me, and just fill it up.


Hannah: I know that this is complicated, but I also know that we can work it out.
Adam: Well I'm sick of trying to work it out. Can't one thing ever be easy with you?

This is exactly what I thought would happen. This is exactly why I didn't wanna see you.

Adam [to Hannah]

This is where i live. You know, I'd have to find new friends, I'd have to find a new place to buy yogurt. Plus I don't really know if writing is something that can be taught.


I'm really intuitive about these things. I've predicted two of my friends divorces, one pregnancy, and a couple of natural disasters.


It came from like a deep place of insecurity. I'm not proud, at all.


Thank you, it's really helpful to know you were a fuck-up too.

Shoshanna [to Marnie]

BD I'm not gonna help you kill yourself. Really I can not keep having this discussion. The first day I thought it was colorful and cute, but now it's just getting bizarre.


If you're here to tell me what a bad person I am, I don't wanna hear it. Seriously I know. And no I have not told Shoshanna yet but I will and I fucking know I have to do it. And I know that I need to have more respect for the emotional property of other women and I know that I use sex for validation because it's what I do.


You know we're not gonna find out of course, we want it to be a surprise, but I can feel the labia forming. This is a woman.


I mean like Adam's about to be on Broadway, Marnie's clearly about to be a pop star, and I don't know, you were supposed to be the famous artist in this group and now you're just working in advertising.


You're saying I'm sweet, I'm saying you're sweet, it's sweet.


Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.


Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.