Girls

Girls Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 2: "I Get Ideas"

Hannah: Why don't you lay this thing down, flip it, and reverse it because I don't think it's very nice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hannah: That is space rape.
 • Rating: Unrated

Elijah: What the f**k are you wearing?
Marnie: My uniform.
Elijah: You look like a slutty Von Trapp child.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jessa: All that matters are that your rising signs are compatible, the sex is decent and he supports you creatively.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Shoshanna: What's better than bathing a pig?
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: I know I always said he was murdery in a sexy way, but maybe he's murdery in a murder way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elijah: It was like 3 pumps, 2 and a half pumps and then I lost my boner.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 1: "It's About Time"

Hannah: I'm an individual and I feel how I feel when I feel it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam [to Hannah]: You said you made me feel like your whole body was a clit.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shoshanna: I may be deflowered but I am not devalued.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marnie: I wouldn't even sleep with a cater waiter and they're my age.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marnie: I had a bad breakup. It's okay I think we're gonna be able stay friends you know, but I'm not gonna do what Hannah does and order 6 pizzas to make myself feel better.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: I should probably wait until he's capable of wiping himself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Elijah [to Hannah]: I'm sorry I have a boner. It's not for you.
 • Rating: Unrated

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