Jessa: I've wanted this for a really long time.
Adam: Me too.

Maybe nothing went wrong. Maybe the relationship just lasted for the amount of time it was supposed to. Maybe all relationships have, like, a finite life span. Like Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson. Or Fran and me.


Marnie: You're perfect.
Desi: No, you're perfect. You're like this shooting star and I'm like a rat in the gutter.

Hannah: Thanks for coming out with me!
Jessa: You said you would cut off my hair if I didn't let you take me out for rice pudding.

Why do we even HAVE this little hammer?!


Hannah: Why are you being so mean to me?
Jessa: I'm always mean to you.
Hannah: Yeah, but usually it's nicer.

Ray: Do you even care? Do you give one flying fuck about my economic decimation?
Elijah: Yeah, a little.

Patti Clarkson. I saw them in a magazine once together. Her friends call her "Patti." "Patti" Clarkson.


Marnie: People who work on things stay together. Otherwise you're gonna end up alone. Like Cher.
Hannah: Can't I end up alone, but not like Cher?
Jessa: You're already like Cher.
Hannah: I'm gonna choose to take that as a compliment.

Let me put this in terms you'll understand. Like you know a cake is coming later! There she is.


Hannah: OK, I just fully saw your husband's dick.
Marnie: Oh my god, I love hearing the word 'husband'!
Hannah: Congratulations.

You know how people say that you can't run away from your problems? Well, I moved away from mine. And it worked. So people are so wrong so much of the time.


Girls Quotes

I'm Hannah forever. No matter what I do, no matter whether I start a new nuclear missile crisis with my emotions, or I sit back and chill and give someone a fruit basket, I can only control the mayhem that I create around me. But the crazy thing is, when I showed up, I heard screaming and I heard my name and I heard madness. And I knew that I was free. At least for tonight. That's all. Thank you.


I was not rolling my eyes at you, I was looking up at a cloud formation that looked a lot like Blake Lively.