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Grandma Flo: Wow you look nice, what did you do?
Hannah: Oh I gained 15 pounds.

Adam: The only thing I remember about my grandma is that she had rough skin and spit a lot.
Hannah: My grandma's very neat and she had skin like a kitten's ear.

This is how much money I make a week? This is a lot more than my rent. This is insane, I'm just gonna like walk into a store in the Meatpacking district and make it rain!


By the way your Netflix came. Bridget Jones 2, seriously?

Marnie [to Ray]

I wouldn't be eating pizza in front of you if I liked you.

Marnie [to Ray]

I'm not even attracted to you. I was wearing rehab goggles.


He's gonna need you to support him and forgive him, because he's gonna be an asshole.

Patti Lupone

Does she mean "have fun" because broadway is the most seductive of mistresses?


I'd say in some ways he's the most mature person I've ever met and in other ways he's not yet been born.

Hannah [about Adam]
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