What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

Sue

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You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.

Sue

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Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.

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I'm full of ennui.

Kurt

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Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.

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Would you please stop talking? You're grossing out my baby.

Quinn

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Oh how I've missed your insanity.

Kurt

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Do it. Break it like you broke my heart.

Rachel

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Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.

Kurt

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Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting there has been so much fun?

Will

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One day you will all work for me

Kurt

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I realize you're only half orangutan, but I'm still allergic to your lustrous, ginger mane.

Sue [to Emma]

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