Glee
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Sue: This level of risk and danger makes me feel alive again.
Figgins: But the risk and danger isn't to you.
Sue: That's the best part.
I feel like Lady GaGa.
Kurt
[to Finn] Will keeps suggesting Costa Rica, but us gingers can't be that close to the equator.
Emma
My first week at NYADA and the most surprising thing about college is it's just like high school. It's all about the cliques. The stage combat majors are the jocks. The classical acting majors are the preps. The ballerinas are the mean girls. And if they're at the top of the social pyramid, then once again I'm at the bottom.
Kurt
Okay, I know that Finn had his doubts about God, but I am convinced that Squishyteets is up in Heaven right now, plopped down next to his new best friend Fat Elvis, helping themselves to a picnic of baby back ribs smothered in butterscotch pudding and tater tot grease. So, this is for you, Hudson.
Santana
I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's ass.
Sue
Your boyfriend wasn't a cater waiter he was a Gigolo; like Magic Mike with happy endings, for money.
Santana
I had a song in my heart, Blaine Warbler, and you killed it. Now I have a dead song in my heart and pretty soon the corpse of my dead heart song is going to start to smell.
Brittany
Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.
Kurt
Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.
I heard he woke up. I heard he’s going to be OK.
Blaine
[to Rachel] Okay, no, come on. You are not playing Yenta the lesbian matchmaker.
Santana
