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Figgins
Rachel: I like him, and I'm tired of second-guessing something that feels so right.
Kurt: Mmhmm. Well, as long as you're happy and I have a white noise machine, I guess I'm happy too.
Your face tastes awesome.
Rachel [to Blaine]
In this age of celebrity sex tapes, a good reputation does no good at all.
Rachel
I don't believe in God, Dad. But I believe in you, and I believe in us.
Kurt
Now I just keep having nightmares of all of the mother's of the little baby chicks coming at me for revenge.
Rachel
You buy us dinner and we make out in front of you. It's like the best deal ever.
Cheerleader
Wanna come over. Order in. Rent a movie and not watch it?
Quinn [to Puck]
Sam: Quinn's a great girl, but you're gonna have to decide: do you wanna be closer to God or closer to her?
Brittany: I'm gonna die.
Santana: I'll be worth it.
Rachel: Blaine and I have a lot in common.
Kurt: A sentiment expressed by many a hag by many dating a gay.
We're both mildly attractive and extremely grating.
Suzy Pepper [to Rachel]
