Glee
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Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don't know how to do that.
This place smells like barf!
Sue
Rachel, you can't just blow past this like nothing ever happened. This is a wake-up call. This is an opportunity for you to take a hard look at the choices that you're making, where your life is heading.
Santana
Kurt: Are we all set in there?
Santana: If by all set do you mean did I light the candy cane scented candles on the toilet, then yes, we're all set.
Slut! Slut shame!
Sam
For God's sake, Amelia, it's 2012. If you wanna marry Will Schuester, ask him.
Sue
[to Jake] I had every flavor of Cheerio you can imagine. Original. Honey Nut. Did it really mean anything? No.
Puck
In this room, it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight. What matters is that we're friends.
Kurt
There's a lot of teachers at this school who teacher their students important things like how to drive and fractions, but you teacher your students how to dream.
Finn
Millie: I wanted to say thank you for what you did for Marley and me.
Sue: I have no idea what you're talking about. I had nothing to do with the making of that film.
Kitty: You do not want to break up with me, okay? I am like a bad Carrie Underwood song when I get going.
Jake: Yeah, well, I'll take my chances.
Sue, you can't tame the tiger. You've read my tattoos.
Ron
