Glee

Glee "Funeral" Quotes

Jesse: I was writing notes about how you didn't have enough emotion in the song.
Santana: Oh I have some feed back. I'm about to go all Lincoln Heights on you.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Finn: Hey Jesse did you order scrambled eggs? Last time I checked you liked them served on people's heads
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Finn: “Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!”
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Jesse: That's sweet, you remembered the masculine click of my designer boots.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sue: I'm gonna stop you right there Becky. Have you ever heard of menopause?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: Jesse maybe you can come on Fondue For Two and judge my cat?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Kurt: I make my living singing girl songs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jesse: Do you know what happens in Vocal Adrenaline if someone dies during a performance? They use them as a prop, like Weekend At Bernie's.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I'd like to put the fun back in funeral as much as the next girl, but why would we help Coach Sylvester plan a service?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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