Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 3 Episode 7: "I Kissed a Girl" Quotes
I'm like that Beautiful Mind guy without all the crazy.
Puck
I'm so bummed out. I feel like I'm living one of those country western songs.
Beiste
It's a reporter from USA Today. The newspaper for people who can't read.
Sue
Do you realize you're basically forcing me out of the flannel closet?
Santana
You're higher maintenance than Berry and pretty much the most selfish person I've ever met in my life.
Puck
Wanna come over. Order in. Rent a movie and not watch it?
Quinn [to Puck]
If I wanna win this race, I need 20 cc's of man. Stat!
Sue
Why would someone assume I'm a Friend of Ellen just because I'm manish and I have short hair and I only wear track suits and I coach a girls' sport and I married myself?
Sue
Blaine: If you would stop being so defensive...
Santana: I'm trying. But your hideous bowties are provoking me.
Kurt: I'm gonna lose unless I pull a JFK.
Rachel: You're gonna shoot Brittany?!?
I haven't been this worried about a vote since Lambert versus Allen.
Rachel
The truth is, I think you're awesome. And when you hide part of who you are, you hide your awesomeness with it.
Finn [to Santana]