Adultery. That’s what this is called.

Sue

This place smells like barf!

Sue

You see, I’ve been taking my cue from cable news lately and just lying a lot.

Sue

Give me your phone. You’re being unplugged until after opening night.

Kurt

I would much rather be running this race with you than against you.

Kurt

I said yeah, if we don’t kill each other in combat class, count us in.

Kurt

Oh look, it’s someone’s birthday! Clap clap clap clap clap!

Kurt

No Oscar is worth that.

Blaine

For the first time in my life I feel like I’m losing.

Blaine

You pick the movie. All I ask is that it’s in color, in English and made after 1989.

Blaine

Fact - Sex is awesome. It’s like one of the greatest things God ever invented.

Sam

Slut! Slut shame!

Sam

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Blaine: I needed you. I needed you around and you weren't there. And I was lonely. And I'm...I'm really sorry.
Kurt: You don't think that I've been lonely? You don't think that I've had temptations? But I didn't act on it because I knew what it meant. It meant something horrible and awful.