Adultery. That’s what this is called.

Sue

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• Added: April 22, 2014

This place smells like barf!

Sue

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• Added: April 22, 2014

You see, I’ve been taking my cue from cable news lately and just lying a lot.

Sue

• Permalink: I’ve been taking my cue from cable news lately and just lying a lot.
• Added: April 22, 2014

Give me your phone. You’re being unplugged until after opening night.

Kurt

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• Added: April 22, 2014

I would much rather be running this race with you than against you.

Kurt

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• Added: April 15, 2014

I said yeah, if we don’t kill each other in combat class, count us in.

Kurt

• Permalink: I said yeah, if we don’t kill each other in combat class, count us in.
• Added: April 15, 2014

Oh look, it’s someone’s birthday! Clap clap clap clap clap!

Kurt

• Permalink: Oh look, it’s someone’s birthday! Clap clap clap clap clap!
• Added: April 15, 2014

No Oscar is worth that.

Blaine

• Permalink: No Oscar is worth that.
• Added: April 15, 2014

For the first time in my life I feel like I’m losing.

Blaine

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• Added: April 15, 2014

You pick the movie. All I ask is that it’s in color, in English and made after 1989.

Blaine

• Permalink: You pick the movie. All I ask is that it’s in color, in English and made after 1989.
• Added: April 15, 2014

Fact - Sex is awesome. It’s like one of the greatest things God ever invented.

Sam

• Permalink: Sex is awesome. It’s like one of the greatest things God ever invented.
• Added: April 15, 2014

Slut! Slut shame!

Sam

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• Added: April 15, 2014