Glee
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I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.
Sue
Sue: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.
Principal Figgins: Let's hug it out.
Will: I'd rather not.
Sue: I don't see that happening.
Mercedes: Can we try something a little more black?
Rachel: It's glee club. Not crunk club.
God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester.
Sue
I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.
Sue
I can't wait to start singing and dancing and maybe even putting on the Ritz a little bit.
Sue
Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.
We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball. It's not cheating if everyone does it.
Rachel
Will is a good man. He's kind and he's generous and he deserves a lot better than you.
Emma [to Terri]
It's cubic zirconia. I know how affected you were by Blood Diamond.
Ken
I know our relationship isn't perfect... you cried that one time my elbow rubbed your breast.
Ken
