Glee
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I'm gonna start calling you F-Rod!
Rachel
You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.
Rachel [to Quinn]
She kind of freaks me out, in a Swim Fan kind of way... and her body is smokin, if you're not into boobs.
Finn
Terri: What time do you go to bed?
Finn: I don't know. normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again.
Awesome, guys. I didn't know you had it in you. It's like somebody slipped something into your juice boxes.
Will
I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.
Sue
Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back strong than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.
Sue
We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God.
Artie
[to Emma] Ellen, that blouse is just insane.
Sue
You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them.
Sue
Youv'e got a little mustard in your cute Kirk Douglas chin dimple.
Emnma
We're gonna win. You're gonna lose. Deal with it.
Finn [to Lea]
