Glee

Glee Quotes (Page 5)

Episode 6: "Mash Off"

Santana: The Trouble Tones are 3F, fierce femme and phenomenal.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: Rachel Berry is still on Myspace.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: It's not personal Porcelain, it's politics.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I'm Sue Sylvester, I have a human heart and I approve this message.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 5: "The First Time"

Rachel: Your dreams are not dead. You've just grown out of them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I've never felt less like being intimate with someone. And it's either you can't tell or you just don't care.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Karofsky: I'm what they call a Bear Cub.
Kurt: Because you look like Yogi?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Even a People's Choice would have gotten you to third.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I've never had meat substitute before that tasted so much like real meat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sebastian : I don't know who this Blaine guy is, but I hear he's sex on a stick and sings like a dream.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: Have you just not found the right... person?
Beiste: Guy. I like guys.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: Do you ever think we're playing it too safe by not granting our hands Visas to travel south of the Equator?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: You can't do this with your brother.
Finn: Not unless you live in Kentucky.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: As your friend, I support your strange aversion to fun. But as a directed, I'm concerned.
 • Rating: Unrated

Artie: When a man finds his calling, all is right in the world.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 4: "Pot O' Gold"

Kurt: She could have a field day with this whole gay son thing.
Burt: I'm proud of you, Kurt. Don't care who knows it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I have one final wish, Leprechaun. Would you do this whole school a favor and just disappear?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Brittany: Of course not.
Finn: You're not quitting New Directions?
Brittany: Oh, I thought you meant the Selena Gomez pregnancy rumors.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: You cannot call your future president an "idiot." It's mean, it's bullying and I won't accept it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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