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You suck! You suck! You suck!

Quinn [to Puck, while in labor]

Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.

Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting there has been so much fun?


Mercedes: You think Puck and Santana will acknowledge my existence if we're not in glee club together.
Puck: She has a point.

Quinn: I'm the president of the celibacy club. I took a vow.
Puck: So did Santana and Brittany. And I did them.

Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.


I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But, face it, I'm legend. It's happened.


Will I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.


I'm all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning's all about.

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