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I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But, face it, I'm legend. It's happened.

Sue

Will I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.

Sue

I'm all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning's all about.

Sue

Now I just keep having nightmares of all of the mother's of the little baby chicks coming at me for revenge.

Rachel

Do it. Break it like you broke my heart.

Rachel

Terri: I have this compulsive need to crush other people's dreams. Finn: Yeah that's what Mr. Shu said.

Where's my music? How am I supposed to shop without my Kenny G?

Mr Harrison

You're not going to fondle us, are you Mr. Harrison?

Puck

Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make happy kids, and I can't have that.

Sue

I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.

Kurt

And that gay terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.

Sue

Thinking "trust me" was a sensible birth control option.

Quinn (on regrets)
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Glee Season 1 Quotes

I've never noticed this before because he's always trying to destroy my career, but Mr. Schu has really pretty eyes.

Rachel

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt
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