Glee

Glee Season 1 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 20: "Theatricality"

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tina: I know who I am and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like Communism.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Tina: My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Figgins: American teens are coming down with an enormous case of Twilight fever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 19: "Dream On"

Artie: I'm never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion. I need to focus on dreams I can make come true.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bryan: Should I lock the door?
Sue: No, I've got a secret room upstairs. Like Letterman.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bryan: You ever heard of the term anger sex?
Sue: The only kind I know.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I came in first place.
Jesse: You were eight months old.
Rachel: I was very musically verbal.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tina: If you can imagine it, it can come true.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: Glee club... it's about expressing yourself to yourself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Do you wanna hear my research that proves my mother is Bernadette Peters?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bryan: You cant feed a child sheet music, Will. I suppose you could, but they'd be dead in a month.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and shot it.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Jesse: You singing Don't Cry for Me Argentina in front of a sold out crowd isn't a fantasy. It's an inevitability.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bryan: Show biz dreams are the most unrealistic of them all.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bryan: Dont make that face. Global warming is a theory.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 18: "Laryngitis"

Santana: Everyone knows my job here is to look hot.
Quinn: My baby hormones make me moody.
Brittany: There's so many words!
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Santana: We all know that my job here is to look hot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I'll have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe. Probably something about immigrants.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sue: Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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