I love you, Emma. And you love me. Dentist or no, this thing isn't over between us.


Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.

From Fort Wayne, Indiana, the not-at-all stupidly named, Aural Intensity!


Kiss my ass, Josh Groban! I'm an internationally-ranked cheerleading coach!


Brunettes have no place in show business.

Olivia Newton-John

One, are you single? Two, how about those New Directions?

Josh Groban

You suck! You suck! You suck!

Quinn [to Puck, while in labor]

Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.

Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting there has been so much fun?


Mercedes: You think Puck and Santana will acknowledge my existence if we're not in glee club together.
Puck: She has a point.

Quinn: I'm the president of the celibacy club. I took a vow.
Puck: So did Santana and Brittany. And I did them.

Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.


Glee Season 1 Quotes

I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.


What's a cliche? Is that a bad thing?