Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Quotes
God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester.
Sue
I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.
Sue
I can't wait to start singing and dancing and maybe even putting on the Ritz a little bit.
Sue
Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.
We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball. It's not cheating if everyone does it.
Rachel
Will is a good man. He's kind and he's generous and he deserves a lot better than you.
Emma [to Terri]
It's cubic zirconia. I know how affected you were by Blood Diamond.
Ken
I know our relationship isn't perfect... you cried that one time my elbow rubbed your breast.
Ken
I'm gonna start calling you F-Rod!
Rachel
You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.
Rachel [to Quinn]
She kind of freaks me out, in a Swim Fan kind of way... and her body is smokin, if you're not into boobs.
Finn
Terri: What time do you go to bed?
Finn: I don't know. normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again.
